Mommy Has Got Something New And Blue!

A package came in the mail today and it wasn't for me. I thought the package was for me cause it smelled like the place that I gets my squeakie bones from. I was all excited while mommy opened it, and out popped what I thought was a collar. I kept thinking mommy I wears red collars not blue. And I knows mommy wouldn't get Charlie a new collar and not me. So she took it out and I saw a problem right away with that blue collar. It was way too small for either me or Charlie. Then, mommy puts it on her wrist. OK, humans are silly why do they need a dog collar for their wrist. You knows know ones going to return them if they get lost cause they don't get lost. Well, at least, until they are really old like great grandma or really young like the human pups. But, anyways, I figures I ought to check this blue thing out a bit more.

Then, I smelled it. Super Stuffer made these. He is my super hero that stuffs my squeakie bones. I knew it smelt familiar.

Then, I gots a bit sad. Super Stuffer is not stuffing doggy toys anymore!!! No!!

Then, mommy held my paw a bit. She told me not to worry so much cause he is Super Stuffer he can make doggy toys and bracelets at the same time. I sniffed a bit and thought about it. Yep, he could. Besides, he needs a secret identity I suppose.

Super Stuffer and The Wife from TheHubbyShop, Mommy says thank you for the new bracelet. She loves it.

The Dachshund From Lowes

Grandma and Grandpa brought back this dachshund from Lowes today. I have been working my dachshund mind control super hard since I saw it on Facebook yesterday. I just had to have it to scare away the evil squirrels from our prezzies this Christmas. Well, they brought it home today and there was only one left after this one. Way to go Grandma and Grandpa!

Mommy and Grandpa put it together. It kind of scared me coming out of the box cause it was a headless doxie. I kept thinking it is not suppose to be a Hallowienie decoration. But, then, they pulled the head out from the doxie's belly. It took a lot of human team work to put it together. They ended up forgetting the instructions and doing it their way. But, this is what it looked like all lit up.

Isn't this santa doxie so cute? I knows it will square away the evil squirrels fur sure.


Then, I got next to it and realized this doxie is a big one. Must be a standard size. I hear they is bigger than little old me.

I decided to give it a kiss on the nose and whisper my Christmas wish into its ear. You never know. This Santa Paws doxie might have a direct bark line to the North Pole.

After that, I noticed mommy taken pictures and decided it was best to keep my wish list short for now. You know us good little dachshunds are always ready for a photo session with Mommy.

Dog Of The Flies

Now, that my garden guarding days are done for the year. I think I may have to be called Dog Of The Flies!

Mommy got more prezzies in the mail.

Miss Alice from makingstuffwithlove gave mommy some prezzies in the mail yesterday. Mommy was so excited. She just loves them all because they look just like me. Cause I am extra long and cute just like these wienies.


The first and most fave of all the prezzies is the pillow case that Miss Alice made herself. Click on the picture below to get a link to one that is similar in her etsy shop. Mommy loves how the doxie wraps around the pillow to the other side and it has a cute collar, too. It even has a heart shaped tag just like mine. The doggy print fabric is just pawfect to put a doxie on cause I see doxies on the fabric, too. She even sent mommy a magic card to get the pillow to go inside the case. Not sure how that works. But, I thinks mommy gets to go to Hobby Lobby without me again. I wished they let dogs go there.

Then, in the package, there was this cute keychain from the UK. She got it from the artbyeliza shop on etsy. This photo is a link to one in her shop, too. Mommy of course had to attach my bye-bye car ride keys to it. We know whose car it really is now. heehee.

Lastly, there was this awesome coin purse that mommy just loved from persnicketypelican on etsy. I told her she could use it to store my bobo and treat funds. But, she ignored me. This photo is also a link to a similar one in their shop.

Miss Alice, I wants to thank you for all you gave my mommy. My mommy already thanks you. You are a very sweet and kind human. We don't know what it would be like if we never met you on the petsjubilee team. Doxie kisses to you. Off to see if I can get the pillow to sleep with tonight.

Well, the buzzing me has stopped.

We have conquered the nasty buzzing creatures' secret lair.  While Charlie and I were inside guarding great grandma, Grandpa got stung a couple times while spraying their secret lair.  However,  by looks of the buzzing creatures' body count below the secret lair, we did much more damage to them.  So to the squirrels out there, we have foiled yet another dastardly plot.  I can poo in peace now, but I still have my nose and eyes to the sky.  You never know what those squirrels may plan next.

Under Attack!

The evil squirrel empire has enlisted a new high tech weapon. They have entered into aerial attacks using bug warfare now, and my poo is under attack. I go to poo on the potty path and these stinging black bugs buzz at me to get at my poo. Mommy, Grandma, and Grandpa have discovered their secret lair in the maple tree. So me thinks their days are numbered. But, really, what will these evil squirrels come up with next!

By the size of the secret lair, I suspect this bug warfare technology is what the squirrels have been working on all summer. Perhaps, this is exactly why they booby trapped the backdoor so I wouldn't discover their evil plot sooner.

But, Mommy keeps laughing and telling me the squirrels had nothing to do with this one. It is just a fact of nature that hornets build nests in trees. But, I thinks not!

Labor Day. I is back.

Hi all.

My paw is all healed up now, and I can type better and all now. My nail still hasn't grown back, but I don't mind. One less nail to get trimmed with the metal nail biter thing. I haven't gotten on recently because Mommy is always on here. Really, I wait so patiently in my computer chair for a turn, and next thing you know I am asleep and she is still on it. Humans they need to learn how to share the computer. Well, I will do my best at popping on and off here when I can cause I have really missed blogging. Doxie kisses to you all and eat lots of BBQ today. Labor day I think is like a national grilling day or something. I best go supervise the BBQ preparations. Sasha.