Been Groomed

Sasha heres.  Yes, mean mommy had us groomed once again.  You knows baths and pedicures are really no funs whats so ever.  Here is the befores the groom pics. 

You cans see we ares quite happy with our smelly dirty dog selves.  Plus, my bros look so much warmer in the long fur dos.  Then, one morning at the groomers and here we are all prettied ups. 

And poor Bears has his pom crew cut agains.  You knows that pup is never going to gets any respect from the squirrels looking half bald. 

I guess I better give him a little sympathy and lets him know that the hairs will grow back.  Probably by the end of the week knowing him.  heehee.  Bark at you all laters.

Bear Is Now Pawmoted To Pawvet First Claws

Sasha here.  I knows it has been furever since my last blog.  But, trainings a pom puppy for squirrel pawtrol duties takes a good deals of my time these days.  Bear has comes along quite wells.  He has mastered all his basic training and has been pawmoted to Pawvet First Claws.  He cans now do squirrel pawtrol pawnewvers outside with backup and he cans also do solo surveillance duty from the indoor window look out pawsition.  Heres some new photos for all yous out theres to see how much hes growing. 

This one was after his pawmotion ceremony.  He was enjoying his chew stick a little too much.

 
This was Bear before his squirrel pawtrol crew cut. 

 
I told him to take it easy on the beef chewies.  I think he might have had ones too many at his pawmotion ceremony.

 
Here is Bear staring me down for shark bait.  You knows I has the all time record for the stare downs.  But, he did come pretty close.

 
Singing the squirrel pawtrol anthem together. Over hill, over potty grounds, we hit the rocky trail as the squirrel pawtrol zoomies onward.......

 
He sure did hit the high barks in his solo of the anthem.

 
The little feller was all tuckered out and feeling part of the squirrel pawtrol pack fursure.

 

Bear getting his first orders after receiving his first grooming and squirrel pawtrol crew cut.  Where your blue bow proudly Pawvet.  Real Man Dogs Wear Blue Bows.

 

 
Bear sporting his new collar bling license, rabbies tag, and name tag.  All that is next is the microchipping for full access to the doxie squirrel pawtrol network.

 
Invisible squirrel alert.  All paws on deck. 

 
Bear on his first indoor window surveillance duty.

 
Before leaving Bear at his post, I must gives him the secret squirrel pawtrol pawword for the day. 

 

Aww, I cans lay back and relax.  Maybe.....What squirrel already?  Where?  Oh silly Bear that is justs a marmot.

Dachshund Bed Making Service Part One

Hi all.  Mommy treated me to a day at the groomer's yesterday.  Even though I didn't like the bath, the peeps there really spoil me.  I gets lots of attention and a much needed pawfessional pedicure.  So I decided to help her out, by making the bed.  You see when me and Charlie are off at the groomer's, Mommy keeps busy by washing the bedding, blankets, and toys.  She had the blankies all nice and warm for us when we got home.  Straight from the dryer.  Gots to love that you know. 

As I was saying, I decided to make the bed.  I got all the pillow cases on without getting stuck inside one this time, but thought hey these are making a nice little fort. So I hid for awhile, until mommy called me to let me know the bottom sheet was coming out of the dryer.

So I put my pillow fort away for awhile, and started to wiener wrestle this nasty sheet on the bed.

Darn Fitted Sheets!

After getting it on in the wrong direction twice, I was getting a bit tired and furstrated.

So I felt a nap was in order.  To Be Continued.

Charlie and I went to the groomers.

First of all, I am mad at mommy for making them give me the b-word. Seriously, I have avoided it this long what was a bit longer right. Nope, Mommy made them give me one and poor Charlie got the works. He wasn't happy with them at all.

I got a bath, brushing, pedicure, teeth brushing, and ears cleaned. Charlie got a bath, shave, pedicure, teeth brushing, ears cleaned, and the dreaded Butt Squeeze! He was so mad at them for messing with his butt. I heard lots of grumpy old man snarling and cussing from my station.

I was very good girl, and they told mommy that I was, too. But, no treats when we I got home, and our toys were still drying. Can you believe Mommy gave our toys a bath while we were gone and our blankets? You know sometimes I think these humans just go a bit nuts with the cleaning sometimes.

Mommy says we might get something called pumpkin to help Charlie not to have to get butt squeezed, but not sure what that is about. I hope it is something yummy.

Well, off to nap under the fresh out of the dryer blankies. Bark at you all later.

Not The B- Word!!

Sasha here. My big brother Charlie has been so itchy lately that he started to chew on himself. So the humans decided to take him and ME to the groomers for a BATH! I kept telling Mommy no not me just Charlie . But, she didn't listen. Not only did I gets a bath, but my toys and blankies got a bath while we were gone. We got back and no toys, no blankies, and no going outside to roll in the grass. Mommy felt so bad for our sad little faces that she showed us what she bought while we were out. She said that they should hold us until our toys and blankies were dry. Charlie got a new hot dog squeakie and I gots a fleecy people shaped squeakie. We squeaked for a bit, and then I missed my old toys. I had to wait furever to get them back. Then, I was so mad that it took so long and all the toys smelt funny now that I decided to play with my new one instead.

Not the B-word!!!

Sasha here. Mommy took Charlie and me to the groomers today. I knew I was in for it cause Mommy called them on the phone and said the B-word (BATH) with my name. I was so not wanting that this morning. Now, I smell more like melted ice cream than a doxie and Mommy won't even let me go roll in the grass to get it off. Plus, they put bows on Charlie again. I is the girl not him. Why no pretty accessories for my ears? Maybe, if I plays dead, then they won't make me get wet on purpose again. Well, thought I would share the after groomer pics with you all. Off for now until I bark at you all latter.

I gots a pedicure today!

Sasha here.

I gots to go on a car ride to the groomers. The lady there did my nails and made them all nice and pretty. No more snagging on the carpet or blankies for awhile. I is very happy about that, and on the way out. I saw a senior doxie gentleman. He was very nice. He couldn't see me very well, but we exchanged sniffs any way. Don't see doxies much at my groomers so it was a bit of a surprise.

We got home, and mommy took lots of cute pics of me to make items out of later. I just hopes I don't become some hideous monster or something after mommy is done playing around with them on the computer. Woofs to you all.

Charlie got groomed and I got a pedicure.

Hi all,

Sasha here. Charlie got to go for a ride this morning without me and I was so upset. I tried to tell Mommy that I am the one that gets the car rides around here. I whined by the door for 30 minutes until mommy made me go lay down and snuggle with her. But, then I got to go when it was time to pick Charlie up. I was so excited. Once we got there. A lady who has done my nails before took me right away back to have them trimmed. Charlie was in a portable crate bellow the grooming table and I so wanted to be with him. I was way wigglier then usual. They let Charlie out and I almost jumped right off the table to him, but the lady caught me. I got my last toe nail trimmed and filed. Then, I got to be down with charlie. He smelled so clean and he had a lot less fur. I wonder how they get the fur off of him so I asked him. He said they take this nasty buzzing thing and shave him. They even shave his butt. Which he doesn't like at all. There were two pugs there that I had to say hi to. Then, we were out the door. It was a very exciting day. Charlie doesn't seem to care for the groomers. I probably wouldn't either if they had to shave my butt. It must be because I am a girl. They wouldn't shave a lady dogs butt would they? Well, take care folks.