First of all, I am mad at mommy for making them give me the b-word. Seriously, I have avoided it this long what was a bit longer right. Nope, Mommy made them give me one and poor Charlie got the works. He wasn't happy with them at all.
I got a bath, brushing, pedicure, teeth brushing, and ears cleaned. Charlie got a bath, shave, pedicure, teeth brushing, ears cleaned, and the dreaded Butt Squeeze! He was so mad at them for messing with his butt. I heard lots of grumpy old man snarling and cussing from my station.
I was very good girl, and they told mommy that I was, too. But, no treats when we I got home, and our toys were still drying. Can you believe Mommy gave our toys a bath while we were gone and our blankets? You know sometimes I think these humans just go a bit nuts with the cleaning sometimes.
Mommy says we might get something called pumpkin to help Charlie not to have to get butt squeezed, but not sure what that is about. I hope it is something yummy.
Well, off to nap under the fresh out of the dryer blankies. Bark at you all later.