Tuesday, July 19, 2011

How to punish your human for the B-word.

OK. Most folks know my human has a nasty habit of giving me the B-word (bath). I got one today and I didn't really need it. She said it was because I was going to the vet tomorrow for my shots. Really, vets have smelled dogs before and I am sure my aroma wasn't near as pungent as others. But, anyways, I think it was time to teach her a lesson since the shaking and completely soaking her and the bathroom with wet dog hair wasn't working. This is what I did and please, dogs out there feel free to use this technique to keep these humans from bathing us for no decent reason.

1.) After the bath, turn your back on the human that gave it to you.

2.) Give the human a brief glance and then turn your head and shut your eyes. As if to say, "Nope, still mad at you. I can't even look at you right now."

3.) After a period of time, turn to face them, but don't look them in the eye. This really lays on the guilt. Trust me on this one.

4.) After another wee bit of time, roll around on the carpet having the time of your life. It serves multiple purposes. One, it gets that arful doggy shampoo smell off. Plus, it helps get some of the remaining water, and it shows the human you can have a good time without her.

5.) When the human makes an attempt to join in on play, freeze. And don't play with her even if she sneaks in with a foot rub.

At this point the human usually takes a time out in another room, that is when you come in for her emotional weak spot.

6.) I forgives you now. Can I have some cheese, please!


Minnie and Mack said...

Ha ha ha! Mack and I will have to remember your strategy!

Are those little fish or sperm swimming around at the bottom of your blog?

Drools and licks,
Minnie and Mack

Art and Sew Forth said...

hahahaha...that was brilliant, Sasha! You really know how to lay in on...good girl!

Giupetto and Gianna Tails said...

Ha. Loved it. Unfortunately I read it out loud and Giupetto is nodding his head.
"Yep, that Sasha is a smart one."

kc said...

sasha, again, you are just too too clever!

makingstuffwithlove said...

That was dog-gone SMART! That Sasha is one coniving girl lol So cute and I can see her pulling every single one of these steps on you :)

Trixie, Lily, and Sammy-Joe said...

Our Mama is all about surprise bath attacks! We will have to use some of your tactics.

PetsJubilee said...

that's so great, lol! Velvet always looks at me like "what did I do to deserve this???"

Pup Fan said...

LOL... I was going to say that I better not let Bella sees this, but she's a master in these techniques already!

laughingfridge said...

Sasha, now I'm going to have to password protect this blog so Hannah and BooBoo don't read it, lol

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