Sasha, the wiener dog here.
I was thinking. I beg for lots of things like my picture to be taken, cheese, treats, squeak balls to be thrown, and of course bye-bye trips in the car. However, I don't beg for the sucking loud roaring monster that mommy uses to suck up all the crumbs in the carpet. Doesn't she know I was saving those for later! No wonder my big brother Charlie charges at it and growls and barks like one mad puppy. So Mommy, I is begging you please put the sucking monster back in the closet and leave the carpet for me to clean!