Wind, rain, and doxie being cooped up!

Sasha here. I long for the warm spring days ahead when I can roll in the grass, go worm hunting, or just enjoy chasing a few birds. Lately, it has been so windy that my ears flap and I can't even get in position to do my business without getting moved by the cold wind. I am sick of it. I want long walks with my human. I want car rides with the windows rolled down. I want SPRING!

Don't make me beg!

Sasha, the wiener dog here.

I was thinking. I beg for lots of things like my picture to be taken, cheese, treats, squeak balls to be thrown, and of course bye-bye trips in the car. However, I don't beg for the sucking loud roaring monster that mommy uses to suck up all the crumbs in the carpet. Doesn't she know I was saving those for later! No wonder my big brother Charlie charges at it and growls and barks like one mad puppy. So Mommy, I is begging you please put the sucking monster back in the closet and leave the carpet for me to clean!

Frito came to my house for a visit today!

Hi all. Sasha, the wiener dog, here who had a wienerful play date today. Miss Suz brought Frito over to play with me here on my turf. I couldn't believe it. My big brother Charlie got to meet them. Frito was a bit shy, but we sure had fun with our visitors. Charlie enjoyed the ball throwing abilities of Frito's Mommy. Frito even got into a bit of zoomies right before he left. Miss Suz gave Mommy a blue wienie from McDonald's. But, I was wondering were the fries were. Those yappy meals always come with plastic toys and a side of fries right? Mommy and me thanks Miss Suz and Frito for coming over to play and for the plastic wienie. I may haves to steal that from Mommy's desk later. heehee.

If I could speak human, what would I say?

Ok, all you humans out there. What would I say if you all could understand me with the above photo? Cause you knows I likes to see what my fave humans think we dogs would say. Sasha.

Photo tag game-A dachshund does it all wrong.

Picture Story By Sasha: "I smells something stinky Mommy, and it's coming from my brother's rear end."

Sasha here.

Mommy and I's got tagged by Miss Shari's and Velvet's blog so I guess the humans have come up with a silly game that doesn't even involve running, leaping, pouncing, and rolling another dog into submission. Not sure the fun in it, but I is willing to gives it a try. Apparently, the rules are:

1. open your first photo folder- Which I dids. This whole folder thing is really weird for dogs cause we think there should be two folders one with our pics and one without. But, the humans don't see it that way, and mommy has way too many of them. Outdoor Sasha pics, videos, product pics, month date pics, and so forth.

2. scroll to the tenth photo- Well, the first one didn't have ten. So I went to the next folder, nope stuck again. Can you believe I's must have gone through like 40 folders to find one with ten in it. I think my mom has too many folders. She organizes them into folders within folders within folders and so forth.

3. post the photo and the story behind it- Ok I is going to do that in just a sec. (up above)

4. Tag five or more people - So hows I suppose to tag them anyway. I is a wiener dog for heaven's sake! I can't sniff five people out from here. Ok, this is so confusing. Can I just roll over and summit to you now and say you win. No. Not how you plays the game you say. Well, this wiener dog is changing the rules on this one. Basically, if you have a human that wants to play this game or a squirrel you can bribe to do it for you then go for it. Your it. Otherwise, enjoy the pic and have a nice night from the grumpy tired dachshund. If you do it, please leave a link in the comments bellow or have the squirrel do its for you, too.